Total Medals Earned: 2,354 (From 487 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,255 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/435 points)
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Medals Earned: 6/8 (30/60 points)
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/15 (50/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
It's hard to come by.
Rock and roll!
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/270 points)
Start the game
Y U NO LEAVE IT LIKE IT IS?
Thank you for waiting.
B
In theaters near you.
The mos amazing thing ever.
Find the secret in the mario level
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Reach level 5 and meet the girl of your dreams.
Game Completed
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/350 points)
A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.
Get to know your new BFF.
YUM
Chill out in the funky room!
Leave the tower
You naughty punk!
Find the treasure.
End it like a real man.
Medals Earned: 7/13 (175/460 points)
Defeat the boombox man
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Defeat Sanford and Deimos
Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (100/275 points)
Congratulations! You got to the 10th level! Now go kill some more enemies!
Upgraded health 5 times.
Beat 25 levels in a row. You are good at this game!
Upgraded max ammo 5 times.
Upgraded default ammo 5 times.
Upgraded speed 5 times.
Beat 50 levels in one shot. Truly a master at this game.