Total Medals Earned: 2,327 (From 482 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,985 Points
Medals Earned: 5/19 (45/430 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/105 points)
Medals Earned: 6/20 (50/460 points)
Medals Earned: 5/20 (65/450 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)
Medals Earned: 7/10 (35/50 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the girl.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
play as female
play the game as a male
destroy everything
become a master of croquet
slay a demon
slay a dragon
ride a narwhal
Complete 1st level
Drift over 10 sec 10 times
Runaway from the rocket longer than 3 sec 3 times
Kill 8 Aliens
Blow up 3 cars
Save 3 survivors
Kill 10 crows
Find 1 secret area
Shoot out 10 lights
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your health
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Kill 111 aliens
Blow up 15 cars
Trash 54 trashcans
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Kill 50 crows
Shoot out 128 lights
Complete all chapters
Save 4 survivors
Kill 50 soldiers
Fully upgrade your grenade launcher
Fully upgrade your laser cannon
Save 12 survivors
Blow up 13 cars
Kill 60 aliens
Kill 60 leapers
Trash 40 trashcans
Kill 200 enemies
Shoot out 100 lights
You're getting the hang of this...
You've seen all of the hats...
You've completed the world tour twice, nice!
You clicked on Edmund's face 36,000 times. Good for you.
10 eggs collected!
25 eggs collected!
50 eggs collected!
You're too good for us
We need robots
Doesn't like people
Not sincere enough
What about counting flyers?
We don't have a budget for missing persons
Out of luck
Too smart
You've already had those
Are we getting nervous?
