Total Medals Earned: 2,354 (From 487 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,255 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (500/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/215 points)
Bag one grocery
Have $10,000 on you at any given time
Get all of the collectable hats
Buy everything from your local market
Get to level 100
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/100 points)
Beat the first level
Beat the second level
Beat the third level
Beat the fourth level
Beat the fifth level
Congrats, you beat the last level!
Finish the game in under 360 seconds (6 minutes)
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/500 points)
"I'm so glad you're here. Now we can work together and MY LEGS!!"
Kill your creator.
See title.
Defeat a master of combat.
Exorcise a demon.
Complete the game with Salad Fingers.
Complete the game as Tom.
Complete the game as Trudy.
Complete the game with Cuboy.
Complete the game with Pico.
Complete the game with the Madness guy.
Complete the game with Edd Egg.
Complete the game as Strawberry Clock.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/165 points)
Start playing.
Lose a game.
Buy a new blade part.
Win a battle!
Beat the Tier 1 tournament.
Beat the Tier 2 tournament.
Build the most powerful blade in the game.
Beat the Tier 3 tournament.
Buy every battle blade item.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (35/155 points)
Unlock the shotgun
Kill your first zombie!
Make a kill using an object in the environment
Destroy 5 explosive barrels
Take out 3 enemies at the same time
Make 15 headshots
Unlock the Bazooka
Unlock the grenade
Kill a bat
Complete every level
Kill 100 zombies
Get an A+ rating on every level
Medals Earned: 5/6 (25/35 points)
Herp da derp.
Revenge is a dish best served anonymously.
She's not really a clown. She's Satan.
Why? Because you can!
What are underclassmen for?
Please excuse my brotherly love.
Medals Earned: 4/17 (20/405 points)
Collect 1,000 coins
Chop the zombie for the first time 10
Spent 1,000 for team upgrades
Beat the first zombie
Managed to kill the cute baby zombie
Got 1 million of money on your bank account
Spent 100k for team upgrades
Beautiful girl zombie defeated
Complete this boring game twice
Rule the world with your 10 million of money
Hire the cool giant robot
Spent 1 million. You literally buy everything
Completed this whole boring game
Hit zombie's face 10000 times
You finished this game for the third time
1 millions axe hits
Finished this game for the fourth time
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/265 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Look at every single thing in the game.
Finish the game in under 5 minutes.