Total Medals Earned: 2,342 (From 484 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,120 Points
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/30 (40/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (150/400 points)
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Buy a taco
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Buy a flaming hot taco.
Buy broccoli
Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Buy doner
Buy the last kebab
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Watch the cutscene.
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/430 points)
Kill 100 enemies
Loot 200 coins in a single mission.
Destroy 150 boxes
Kill 50 enemies in a single survival round.
Kill 250 enemies
Destroy 400 boxes. Do you hate or love them?
Loot 500 coins in a single mission.
Kill 500 enemies. Certified Crazy.
Kill 100 enemies in a single survival round.
Destroy 999 boxes. Why you do dis (╯°□°)╯
Loot 1000 coins in a single mission.
Kill 1000 enemies. Pure wicked!
Kill 200 enemies in a single survival round.
Beat all 3 levels.
Kill 500 enemies in a single survival round.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/180 points)
STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS KING.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (30/110 points)
Fly to the balloon
Hit 5 crows
Hit 5 balloons
Fly to the cosmic garbage
Fly to the UFO
49 Day Ago
Fly to the Moon
Hit 5 satellites
Use 5 accelerators during one flight
Collect 5 jerrycans during one flight
Fly to the helicopter
Medals Earned: 9/9 (500/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.